Arm Pit Syrup

Arm Pit Syrup is what hot football boys get after a 3-hour practice in long-sleeved shirts, and is often the direct result of the lack deodorant. Although in extreme cases of ARM PIT SYRUP, the deodorant can also contribute to the problem.

It is the thick build up of arm pit sweat and dead skin, mixing together to make a lethal & deadly chemical potion that would kill most normal folk. There are no known cases of someone dying from Arm Pit Syrup, but there are documented cases of people passing out from a good whiff of it.

Also can be known as "Arm Pit Butter," but ARM PIT SYRUP sounds way cooler.

Example 1: Dustin came home from football practice and messaged his No. 1 Ho, informing her that he was covered in Duck Butter and Arm Pit Syrup. Although his No. 1 Ho thinks it's hot, he took a shower and washed his goodies clean.

Example 2: This armpit syrup of mine is gonna cause heckfire all over town if I don't hop in the shower and get clean!

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Parm-pit Burger

A burger that comes with parmesan

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parm-pit Burger, you should try it!"

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mexican pit stop

This is a risky situation. First you must pour gasoline in her ass hole. Fill her up good! Slide your dick in and out of butthole untill you have started to ejaculate. Then quickly b spread your cum all over her tits. Then lick it off !! Yum!

I have to go do an Mexican pit stop to my grandma.

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sar lacc pit

In reference to the star wars creature witch jabba the hut tries to feed luke and solo to. usual aimed toward a women who has a huge disgusting vagina that is so big it could eat you alive.

Dude when I pulled down that fat bitches pants it was like a sar lacc pit. I almost puked. But I was desperate so i ate it anyway...

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hell's deepest pit

The home of your mother-in-law

"Damn bro you look exhausted today, smth wrong ?"

"Can't imagine bro, yesterday i gotta show appearance to my mother-in-law dinner table"

"Damn bro, you've got through hell's deepest pit"

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Irish Pit Stop

Vomiting half way through a night of drinking so you can continue your night out and drink more

Got so drunk I had to take an Irish Pit Stop so I didn't have to go home early.

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labrea tar pits

When someone is rimming you and you fart on their tongue and/or in their mouth.

It was Kevin's ability to perfectly execute the LaBrea Tar Pits that guarenteed him a spot at the Best Buy tech bench.

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