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the act of deficating on 45° waxed paper slides, with the goal being to have the fastest poo down the 'chute'.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.
shooting poop for all your worth, racing poop down a sluppry slide for death or glory. "poop racing"
when something goes wrong, is broken, or is not in you favor
i cant believe that girl stood me up again. thats a flat out load of poop-dickery if i've ever seen one
When you poop in a sock and throw it at an object.
The other day, I pulled a poop fongo by throwing it at a wall.
The sensation you get when you need to shit, any you feel your bowls trying to push out the turd while your anus tries to hold it bac.
" I hope there is a bathroom near by. I am feeling the poop cringes ."
When dropping barometric pressure creates a pressure differential between the inside of one's intestines and the atmosphere, resulting in the urge to poop.
Man, I just had a barometer poop -- The weather must be getting shitty.
A unit of measurement. The number of poops it takes to complete a selected reading
This is a great book. It should take you about 7 or 8 poop reads to get through it.
A poop with lot of farts and grunting/squirting noises
Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?