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Crotch Potato

noun:a couch potato's balls which accumulated dirt resembling a pair of dirty potatoes

man, you've been watching TV for a week straight and you never had a shower, your balls might turn into crotch potatoes

by Action Aardvark February 5, 2011

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Potato Gang

The Potato Gang is a group of 4 friends with an emotional bond with potatoes.

"Tian, Anna, Jett and Godson are in Potato Gang"

by TheUrbanPotato September 25, 2021

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Armpit Potatoes

Boobs completely lacking cleavage, that tend to gravitate toward one's armpits even when corralled by a bra.

I'd love to wear that low-cut top, but why bother when you've got no cleavage, just armpit potatoes.

by MsAbigail July 17, 2010

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Potato Masher

Version of term "Grenade" made famous by the cast of Jersey Shore referring to ugly girls. Potato masher is what the allies nicknamed the German grenades in WWII and also refers to the ugliest, fattest and most nasty chicks one encounters.

This party is full of potato mashers, lets get the fuck out.

by JerseyJoe6262 September 23, 2010

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nato potato

a very nice, flirty waiter at AppleBees

He was such a, -giggle-, nato potato.

by herdi March 26, 2008

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smashing potatoes

To erotically engage in sexual activities

Drew was smashing potatoes on a golf course tonight.

by RitaPita May 3, 2009

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peel potatoes

To jerk oneself off. normally guys beat off and women stir the porridge.

oi i might go peel potatoes for a bit so leave me alone.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

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