noun:a couch potato's balls which accumulated dirt resembling a pair of dirty potatoes
man, you've been watching TV for a week straight and you never had a shower, your balls might turn into crotch potatoes
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The Potato Gang is a group of 4 friends with an emotional bond with potatoes.
"Tian, Anna, Jett and Godson are in Potato Gang"
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Boobs completely lacking cleavage, that tend to gravitate toward one's armpits even when corralled by a bra.
I'd love to wear that low-cut top, but why bother when you've got no cleavage, just armpit potatoes.
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Version of term "Grenade" made famous by the cast of Jersey Shore referring to ugly girls. Potato masher is what the allies nicknamed the German grenades in WWII and also refers to the ugliest, fattest and most nasty chicks one encounters.
This party is full of potato mashers, lets get the fuck out.
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a very nice, flirty waiter at AppleBees
He was such a, -giggle-, nato potato.
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To erotically engage in sexual activities
Drew was smashing potatoes on a golf course tonight.
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To jerk oneself off. normally guys beat off and women stir the porridge.
oi i might go peel potatoes for a bit so leave me alone.
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