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Pop punk: A species located throughout North America. Can be found indoors, for they avoid the sun. You'll often find them in FYE or hot topic, and can be lured in if you throw a flower crown towards them. Their appearances consist of pale skin and pastel hair colors. A creepy black line lines their eyelid, usually thick and uneven. They avoid human contact and often speak dark works that are incomprehensible for the non pop punk species. Beware, they avoid species of the BASIC kind.
I'm so POP PUNK. ALL TIME LOW IS LIFE
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A punk rock girl who gets wasted or high all the time and lets anyone or anybody fuck her
shes a punk matress i passed out next to her and when i woke up i fucked her
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Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Simple Plan -ARE NOT POP PUNK.
First you have to be punk in order to become a pop punk band.
Heres some Pop Punk bands:
Enemy You
Screeching Weasel (there bark like a dog album)
Teen Idols
Travoltas
Limp
Do not listen to the crap on MTV.
Pop + Punk = Enemy You
Pop + Crap = Good Charlotte
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A genre of music defined where the musicians could give a shit about being famous and touring Zhakanagistan but would rather just play in the garage. Real Punk Rock is good. Don't confuse Punk Rock with "we won't to get noticed so we're going to call ourself but actually do the exact opposite of" punk. 17 year old boys who dye their hair pink, paint their nails black, and wear girls genes 2 sizes to small are not punk rock either. Anybody who seriously says something along the lines of "Thats so punk rock" definetley don't understand punk rock.
(Wrong)
Freddaay: Hey Bryan what are you Listening to?
Bryan: I'm Listening to my favorite punk rock bands like Yellow Card, Linkin Park, Blink 182, Green Day, and My Chemical Romance.
(Wrong)
Freddaay: Hey Bryan what do you think of these cantalopes?
Bryan: They're so punk rock
(Right)
Fredday: Hey someone who isn't Bryan, who's you favorite punk rock band?
Someone who isn't Bryan, Let's go with Joe: Either The Sex Pistols or The Clash
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CM Punk wasn't getting his own way backstage, so he took his ball and went home like a little bitch.
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You know... that one guy who's always talking about lazy motherfuckers when he is actually one as well. He wants no law to restrain him from building a motor in his garage and importing phillipino hookers. He says that ron paul should be elected so that we can revert back to a barter system where only real men can survive and reproduce. He read atlas shrugged and was inspired enough to quit his job at mcdonalds to start a band called rand flag. Everything he has accomplished has been by himself, at least that's what his father taught him (used car salesman). You know.... that one guy who stands alone with every original idea we've ever heard.
Hey bill get out of the garage!
Conservative punk: Fuck no man! I'm gonna build the world!!! Get outta here with your socialist propaganda and your buttfuckingly horrendous authority over me!
Hey bill! You just need a hug!!
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DOESN'T EXIST!!!! Punk is a form of music AGAINST mainstream music. Its a paradox. Only MTV poseurs think this is real punk.
MTV Poseur: FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD CHARLOTTE IS FUCKING PUNK!!!!!!!
Me: No, they are pop music. Have you even heard of real punk bands? Like Black Flag, Minor Threat, Aus-rotten, Filth, The Meat Puppets, Napalm Death, or Amebix?
MTV Posuer: LIKE FUCK YOU LOSER! YOU LISTEN TO SHITTY BANDS WHO ARE PUSSY PUNK!!!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN MENTION SIMPLE PLAN AND THE BEST PUNK ROCKER EVER, AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!
Me: You are a sad little fool, you believe pop punk is real and now I must euthanize you.
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