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When someone sticks a finger in their partners ass and pulls out a small chunk of poo then puts it in their mouth like chewing tobacco
I got a nutty tasting back door redneck from my boyfriend last night.
a walmart bag, Instead of wrapping a gift in traditional wrapping paper you just give it to the person in the bag that it was bought in.
Sorry for the redneck wrapping paper, I just picked it up on my way here(bullshit).
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When a group of rednecks back their straight piped, tuned diesel pickup trucks (usually cummins) up next to each other, put them in neutral and rev the engines. This usually causes them all to spew black smoke. The rednecks then roll down the windows and yell at each other and cheer.
Darrel, Billy Bob and Charles Ray all take their old cummins out and roll coal in that field behind my house. They have themselves a redneck circle jerk.
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The redneck fuck boy exhibits many of the same characteristics as the run of the mill fuck boy does. These include their endless quest for pictures of naked genitals(male or female) and their similarly endless quest to have sex with said genitals. They flex ALWAYS and are turned on by just about anything. The thing that distinguishes the redneck fuck boy is his incessant love of dirt, trucks, beer, and cow udders. Living predominantly on farms the redneck fuck boy is exposed to many more ways to piss people off than the average fuck boy and you can bet he takes full advantage. Global warming is a myth, Trump is the supreme overlord of the world and country music might as well be the national anthem. Overall, the redneck fuck boy's main goal is to piss off anything and everything but his current sexual conquest and his horse waiting in the woods if the current conquest should go airy. If ever in the presence of one you will most likely know based on your level of disdain for them, as soon as you start thinking OJ Simpson isn't really that bad of a guy in comparison you are most definitely in the presence of the elusive but not quite elusive enough redneck fuck boy.
This redneck fuck boy asked me to have sex with him on the bed of his truck tonight while his friends watch.
A meth lab.
Bo and his friends just bought 400 blister packs of Sudafed for their redneck chemistry set.
Three junkyard dogs sitting in your car with the windows open.
Ever since I got a redneck car alarm, nobody has stolen my stereo.
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when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)
Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...
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