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An agglutination of your sexual partner's shit in your pubic hair resulting from anal sex.
-Shit, Mark, you don't smell so fresh bra.
-You tellin' me bra, I got me some reversed dingleberry from that bitch Suzy.
-Balls.
Someone who arrives to an event last, and leaves first. Unlike the reputation of the Marines (First to show up, and last leave), Reverse Marines avoid unsavory events by coming late, and leaving early. Particularly applicable to:
-Class
-Meetings
-Parties
-Sexual Encounters
Jeff: Hey man, did you even show up for class this morning?
RM: Yeah, I slept in but was too hungover to make it 'til 10. Decided to pull a Reverse Marine.
Ali: So did Chris ever show up last night?
Jen: He rolled in 2 hours after when he said he'd show up. He came after I went down on him, and then took off while I was in the bathroom!
Ali: I TOLD you he was a reverse marine!
a drink that mixes water with wine,
hence turning water into wine.
"Jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins."-Reverse Jesus
A: Why do you add water into wine
B: Because it tastes terrible, maan.
A: Oh a reversed Jesus, then.
B: Yeah, whatever.
C: Gimme a reversed Jesus.
D: A what? Ah that terrible wine with water then.
C: Yeah.
(SPOILER ALERT - Game of Thrones S6E5)
When you call out your partner's name repeatedly during sex but it slowly morphs into your ex's name until you're left alone in a pool of your own tears and remorse.
You: (You just got out of a long term relationship with a girl named Emma) "Oh Emilia... Emily... Emi... Emma... EMMA!!!!"
Emilia: "Did you just reverse hodor me? I'm out of here, asshole"
You: (crying) spoiler... alert...
When someone is actually such a loser that they're the total opposite of a legend.
Dude did you hear what Paz was saying last night? He was being such a f*****g reverse-legend
The act of which one man bends over and then another man whilst having his penis firmly in the bent over mans mouth proceeds to jerk him from behind
Hey Connor stop giving Mario a reverse slimjim
noun:
Person who restores good luck in the presence of a mush, or person who brings bad luck.
verb:
To reverse the bad luck of a mush by acting in the opposite way.
To not accept the truths or corollary truths proposed by a mush.
noun:
Even after the mush entered the room, the house of cards remained in tact, likely due to the presence of the reverse mush.
verb:
The mush attempted to ruin my luck by prematurely offering congratulations before the game was officially over. I did not accept his congratulations and continued to play as if I was not in the lead, thus reverse-mushing his effect.