Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.
oh no here comes EL STUMP, backs against the walls, corks at the ready.
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To randomly and quickly over act...... ten times......in nine different scenarios.
if you punch a five year old in the face ten times you have committed a crime, if you stab him thirty seven times in the chest you have won the Richard Dreyfus Variety hour!!!
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A Business School at the University of Western Ontario in London Ontario. The HBA undergraduate program is known best for graduating self righteous douche bags who take pride in knowing their parents forked over $45,000 for a 2 yrs undergraduate degree. The Ivey school of business is known as tedious yet easy when compared with other undergraduate business degrees as 40% of students total grade is attendance and the other 60% is making certain your parent deposit the $22,000 yearly checks. Its is almost unheard of for a student attending Ivey to receive less than an 80% in any class regardless of his/her actual work. HBA students traditionally do very poorly when writing post undergraduate exams such as the; GMAT, LSAT and CFA I,II,III exams. This due primarily because these exams are marked on substance not parents ability to deposit checks. Furthermore the HBA program is populated primarily with students who have a long history of paying for marks in the past. the vast majority are students that attended private highschools.
Bro 1:"dude i killed the entrance exam to the Richard Ivey school of business"
Bro 2: "Dude there is no entrance exams for Ivey? Any one who has completed 2 years of undergraduate school in any program can apply?"
Bro 1:"Dude then why did i have to fill out a sheet asking my parents for their full name, and number and a memo??"
Bro2:"you mean a check?"
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Work/family friendly version of "Sucks like a bag of dicks."
It's 4:45 on a Friday when a huge job comes across your desk. It's due on Monday morning. You turn to your coworker and proclaim, "This sucks like a bag of Richards!".
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this is untrue. he is actually an alright guy. try and vote this poorly and vote it for deletion if you can plz i cant do it on my own
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A iconic girl born on May 30๐๐
Quotes from friends-
โ Bella Richard๐ป is One of the most beautifulist girls in the world and very sweet ๐ซถ๐พโ- Amari๐
โFine, and hella fun โ- Jade๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐ถ
โThe best ๐ซ โ - Anthony๐
โ The best sister everโ - Ronnie๐ถ๐ฝ
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prison slang for: dont be someones bitch. you will get bum raped if you "drop the soap"
e.g.(your bending over in the shower) dont drop the soap richard
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