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The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.
My Mrs gave me such a brutal rusty mower last night that I ended up pebble dashing the ceiling.
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1. (Verb) The act of having anal sex with a woman with gastrointesional issues.
2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine
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Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.
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Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.
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An act that occurs whilst taking a shit with a boner. The participant pushes their penis downwards to avoid pissing on their feet due to ther penis being elongated. This results in the participants shit scraping their penis as it descends from their assehole. the result is brown shit on your penis that gives it a vintage, rusty look.
Never wank before you shit because a Rusty Rod is a likely outcome
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The act of rubbing feces in ones hand, then rubbing it in anothers face usually during intercourse.
Dud i totally gave that girl a rusty muzzle, she almost poked.
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A 30's Jazz dance move; the follow will hitch up a few inches of dress from the thigh and shake out the dress by flicking the dress/skirt down and up The lead can use the top of their trouser pockets, there is a slight shuffling movement forward four counts and then backwards for four.
Shake off your rusty dusty.
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When the girl is riding you reverse cowgirl while on her period. You cum in her then slap her ass to make her stand up which causes the menstrual/cum mixture to run down her legs to her ankles.
Martha wanted to be a cowgirl so I gave her the rusty spur last night.
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A female of the ugly and/or obese variety.
See also Good Machine.
Woah guys don't look over there... total rusty machine.
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