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When someone is having sex and they do it in front of a window naked as fuck
I saw sexual glassment yesterday
A person who is sexually attracted to mousepads. Humans no longer satisfy their desires and so they find sexual satisfaction in mousepads
Whats your sexuality?
I'm mousepad-sexual
A characteristic defined by people who are sexually unconfident, unskilled, or someone who just can't get laid in general.
Matt just can't find a girlfriend, he always get nervous when hanging out with women... I think he's sexually inept.
When you've been sexually frustrated for so long that you become angry, you are said to be sexually furious.
Zydrunas: "I haven't had sex in so long I just want to throw a girl over a table and fuck the shit out of her!"
Black Sam: "Man you're sexually furious!"
Being sexually attracted to people less intelligent than yourself.
Brittany is so dumb, id go out of my way to sleep with her because i identify as UncleDoug-sexual
One who identifies as flannel wearing hipster with a perfect beard and/or mustache with incredibly soft hands that have never held an axe, other than axe body spray.
While in Placerville Logan in his flannel, beard oil, American eagle ripped jeans and multiple rings was on a mission to find some gluten free tacos to enjoy, when someone called out "hey we don't take kindly to you lumber-sexual kinds around here!"
The state of dysphoria caused by uncertainty of one’s sexual orientation.
Man, I really don’t know what my sexuality is, it’s giving me sexuality dysphoria.