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When you feel a huge ass fart coming and let it out because you think it’s going to feel good, but then feel something sticky come out of your asshole along with it.
Dude1: Hey dude, I was sharting this morning.
Dude2: Hot damn! How’s the skid marks?
When you think you have to take a large dump, but it comes out in little pieces one at a time.
I though I had to take a huge dump, turns out it was ala shart
The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.
I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.
Polina: Ewwww who sharted?
Jessica: Krista Sharted
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It means a beautiful girl has beautiful sharts
Friend 1: what is that great smell?
Friend 2: Krista Sharted
P: Ewww who farted
S: Krista didnt fart, krista sharted
When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.
"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."
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