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The act of an individual taking a shower, and taking their rage out on various shower products normally used to cleanse the body.
I had a bad day at work. So, I took and angry shower,and inserted my penis into the shampoo bottle, pretending it to ve my co-workers eye socket.
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Person 1: Something sarcastic.
Person 2: Get in the shower.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Shut up.
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It was when you eat too much Chinese food and can barely make it to the bathroom and your ass explodes with sweet and sour colored diarrhea!!! It's a mess!!!
As soon as I finished my third plate of Chinese food at the buffet, I did a Carl Lewis to the bathroom and released a skittle shower all over the toilet!!!
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When a man jerks it in the shower
Jack: “Connor why were you taking so long in the shower”
Willem: “He was taking a gamer shower”
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When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.
what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.
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When you take a shit in your hand whilst taking a shower and throw it in the toilet
"Ted told me he plays shower basketball" "Eww, gross, we should stop associating with Ted"
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When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?
Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".
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