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something you don't care about, it is just shit.
Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?
Simon is a very handsome man,he is charming and sweet.He may looks fierce or quiet all the time.But he will be there whenever anyone that is close to him needed help.
Hi its simon goh!instant report from wahkee!
an amazing wonderful friend who deserves the world rlly understanding and v sweet (as the name suggests) can be passive Aggressive but we forgive her ilyyyyyy
Sweet simone: "David Kim" is a savage
Gracie: YA DAVID
toby:mmk
Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.
Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.
Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"
"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops
Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...
the name Caddicarus gave to Spyro the Dragon.
Caddicarus: watch out, everyone! it’s Simon the Door
Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.
Dude I’m stuck in the Simon Zone.
Shit dude the friend zone is better