Snatch Gnats

The overwhelming presence of gnats due to the odor permeating from one's snatch.

One: These gnats are fucking annoying.
Two: Close your fucking legs, Suzanne.
One: I hate snatch gnats.
Three: I don't have snatch gnats!

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zip-snatch

A woman who gets a sex change and has a is surgically given a penis

Sally is now a zip-snatch because she has had her snatch zipped (stitched shut)

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snatch his ghost

sn-atc/h gh-os/t

Originating from prison yard slang through North America... referring to the non-solicited taking of a man's anal virginity. Not to be confused with a homosexual act. On the contrary, this is a garish demonstration of male superiority within the pack. By snatching one's proverbial "ghost," the victim is left without a soul and dignity, presumably to be further abused by the general population.

Convict 1: "Ayo mah duke, that bitch ass Jenkins just walked up in General Pop. Muthafucka caught 25 to life for rapin' a lil' girl. I think I'm teach him a lesson, snatch his ghost."

Convict 2: "On da real, that bitch is ready for violation. Snatch that ghost g. Pump him full of hate."

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Snatch Action Lawsuit

When a group of prostitutes sues one guy.

Cynthia: I hate that man, he robbed me and the sex wasn’t even good!
Patrica: I told him $30 for a blowie and he only gave me $29!
Charleen: Come on girls, let’s file a good ole snatch action lawsuit on accounts of cheap men and bad dick!

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cabbage patch snatch

1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves.
2. A whore's pussy

I hear Christina has a cabbage patch snatch.

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Snatch your soul

"when you go down on a lady", "lick her vagina", "oral on a lady"

I'm gonna snatch your soul! Can I snatch your soul?

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Suzy Stinky Snatch

Suzy Stinky Snatch is actually Rosie Rotten Crotch's first cousin.

They both have vaginas that smell worse than a shit-house toilet bowl on a fishing boat!

Note: These are fictitious people, and are used for the purpose of definition.

I banged this Suzy Stinky Snatch last night... Her pussy was quite rank, but actually felt good as I shot her vagina full of goo.

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