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A competitive masturbation game in which multiple male participants race to ejaculate into a shoe. The final individual who fails to ejaculate must drink the ejaculatory contents of the shoe.
The name is a combination of the game 'Soggy Biscuit' - in which the participants ejaculate onto a digestive biscuit - and a 'Shoey' - where an individual drinks an alcoholic beverage from a shoe.
Andy: We're going to Zach's house this afternoon for some Soggy Shoey.
Steve: I've been practicing my premature ejaculation technique. I hope you're ready to eat my spunk from an ugg boot.
When a deceased chicken is not fully born so it sprouts spicy ketchup
Dang man I had a soggy embreo last nigh
Noun: A semi-hard penis; when your dick is stuck in a state between hard and soft, and no matter what you do it won't go up anymore. Synonyms: Semi-hard, semi-flaccid
I had a hard on for an hour while I was waiting for the right time to go down on this girl, but when it finally came time to whip it out, I was Mungo-Soggy.
When a woman has diarrhea, and a man fucks her in the ass letting soggy shit run down his dick.
Man, I really got down and dirty giving my girl a soggy enchilada last night.
A cleaner variation for a wet or stimulated vagina
I have a soggy pete right now.
"Soggy cocks" is an adjective that is mainly used to describe a particularly lame experience.
Friend: Hey man, how was Eric's party last night
You: Dude it was low-key soggy cocks. We just sat around and played dungeons and dragons listening to video game soundtracks the whole time.
Friend: Ay bro, don't say I didn't warn ya.
The term you result to using after someone reminds you your bones are wet.
Friend: "Your bones are wet".
You: "I HATE THAT!!"
You: "...soggy bones..."