Spam

A.) The backup account for someone’s social media page.

B.) The account of someone where they post all of their photos where only certain people can see it

C.) A constant repeated amount of a certain thing, such as words.

A.) That’s my spam account.

B.) That’s my private spam account

C.) “Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.”

Spam

Spam is ham,
Ham in a can.
Ham in a spam,
spam in a ham.

person 1: yoo i am hungry

person 2: CONSUME THY SPAM
person 1: okay

Spam

A brand of canned meat that became a word for "too much shit in your email feed" and "putting or doing too much of a certain thing" after being used in a Monty Python sketch

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam...

Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Kitchen Spam

To spam a Trump supporter, specifically a female Trump supporter with the words

"Go Back to The Kitchen." On every post they make on every platform they are active on, officially recognized by Youtube as a form of Trolling.

Rickroll link is optional, but increases strength of spam.

Female Trump Supporter: *states their opinion*

Centrist Trolls: Go back to the kitchen or else: (insert rickroll link)

Female Trump Supporter: Haha very funny liberal snowflake!

Centrist Troll: No, it's just Kitchen Spam

Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"

Spam day

On this day (December 12) you get to spam your WhatsApp status with anything u want without being told to stop or slow down SPAM IT!!!!!!!!!! Oh and feel free to eat spam while spamming your status with random shit 😃HAVE FUN BESTIES

Bestie: Kim slow down that’s too much

Me: bitch i don’t care it’s Spam day 😌

Bottom Spam

When someone of a particularly submissive or 'bottom' nature becomes flustered over text message and spams their keyboard.

Person 1: (Complements person 2)
Person 2: skghalkfhajkfhkadlgj (This is an example of 'Bottom Spam')