sausage tea party spit roast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxIb29Ylj0&t=465s
This is a sausage teaparty spitroast

"Wow did you see that sausage tea party spit roast."
"Yea, it happens all the time."

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Spit-foggy mandude-unskle

It is a bit foggy, someones uncle

"Spit-foggy"
"huh?"
"Its a bit foggy"
"Who?"
"mandude-unskle"
"Huh?"
"the guys uncle"

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Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.

My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

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Spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.

After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

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One Eyed Spitting Snake

Your cock...

I like to play with my one eyed spitting snake

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spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.

Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.

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Homie don' spit Ebonic yo

I do not speak Ebonics

Black man: "Dems are da people dat turned us in." White man: "Homie don' spit Ebonic yo." Black man: "Oh sorry sir I said those are the men that sent me to jail."

"Homie don' spit Ebonic yo" is the same as "No hablo español." for spanish