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Jump Sport Academy

A team for players who are so bad that they air ball everything they shoot. These players are also really depressing because they think they are good when they are bad.

Bro, your trash you play for Jump Sport Academy.

by Big Wanker June 28, 2019


Sports announcer

Somebody that might one day say something that might backfire while trying to play up to somebody's ego.

The fans wanted to see their home team win the game, but even the most die hard fans were saying Would you stop sucking the guy's dick? to the announcer after he called the athlete the Cock of the Walk. Yeah, the guy isn't getting paid to say nothing, but even if he wants the world to know how attractive he thinks the guy is, why would he do it in a sports arena? That's as bad as proposing at a sports arena or stadium. People watching the game are watching the same game as the sports announcer, they don't need everything inflated to excess or done to excess to enjoy a game.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021


sporting clay

Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..

It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either

by TheDawgLives August 24, 2015


The Bay Sports Clinic

The place where people go to be able to move better, feel better and perform better.

Got an injury? Get yourself down to The Bay Sports Clinic! Georgina will sort you out.

by November 22, 2021


Fox Sports Cams

Cameras used by Fox Sports-- mostly used in NASCAR-- that fuck up you watching the race.

Damn Fox Sports Cams, fucked up the view of the race.

by watami May 9, 2022


the nikkis sports centre

the feaky building that is gonna be knocked down where that kool soft play is and the crappy candy machines. plus the staff are really mean!

"wayhey this place is so crap"

by hugh January 9, 2004


Sports Direct Mug

A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.

Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"

by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024