The action of a baby or kid, usually below 3 years to stand in two legs.
Person 1: What is Mike doing he act like an idiots
Perosn 2: He just dont know how to make his baby stand.
When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”
When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”
Not to be confused with narcotics or the hit song by Jimi Hendrix.
"This is some good shit man"
"Did you just inhale that Purple Haze (stand)?"
"Uhh...... yeah?"
"Not even Crazy Diamond can save you now"
Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!
Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."
Please start to pay attention to the surrounding around you!
I think you are gonna have to put your head out of the stand!—Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)
The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.
When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.