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when a woman looks like she has a flat ass, but upon removal of her clothes you notice that she has a surprisingly shapely ass, she has a surprise-a-donk.
in the movie Black Swan during the masturbation scene, Natalie Portman has a surprise-a-donk.
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A creative meal using whatever ingredients one has at hand in order to make it till one has more money and/or food stamps.
Mom's buttered tabouli salad mix rice con chocolate chip burrito was a classic of cupboard surprise, combining the necessity of eating with the availability of what we had on hand.
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The act of being surprised like a prawn. Ask yourself, how does a prawn run?
The surprise does not need to exist - this is simply a greeting and communication action, much like shaking hands and saying hello or making a joke mid conversation.
The prawn surprise is a favourtie when people a trashed and those not aware of the prawn surprise ask 'What is the surprise? It must be good!'
1. Prawn surprise - hold one hand in the air, wiggle your fingers and say 'surprise!' whilst looking happy and somewhat alarmed.
2. Call out 'surprise' to your friends who will respond by putting a hand in the air and saying 'surprise'
3. You are with friend and you ask 'What would a surprised prawn look like?' and everyone acts like a surprise prawn (Surprise!)
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When a guy gets a good-ole fashion blumkin and he gets a surpise. Unknown to the blumkinner or blumkinee an evil asshole has saran-wrapped the toilet seat, thus the "SURPRISE!"
What the fuck! Yesteday my girlfriend finally agrees to give me a blumkin and I ended up with a blumpkin surprise. Let's just say shit hit the fan-ny.
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An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.
Obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.
The Oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.
"Oy, where's Jack?"
"Jack's in the bathroom"
"Why?"
*Big grin*
"Oxford Surprise!"
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When you open up a girl's pussy real wide, and, disgusted by what you see, throw up in it.
If you're squeamish whenever you see private parts (you big pussy...) then the chef's surprise is the move for you.
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Many say it is rape and you're only partially right. It is rape but with a willing victim. More like roleplaying with someone who trusts you. By no means inflict surprise sex on someone without their consent...preferably in writing.
You can't rape the willing, so now it's just surprise sex!
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