nice person but depressed has nice friends but has lots of health issues like Nga Kay
did you take your stability pill Joel Tan
He looks like a potato
Has a mind of a potato
Basically is a living walking potato
Guy1: Look at Joel Tan
Guy2: Potato?
When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.
Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*
Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.
the process of tanning your penis, common on nude beaches
Yo dude, can I see that sick dick tan you were talking about?
Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.
Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!
Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!
An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.
'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'
When you have sex for hours and burn the tip of your shaft tan
I banged that prostitute so long last night I got a tan tip.