tap out

to get out of this piece; to peel out; to leave quick status

I need to tap out in 10 minutes.

scrap tap

to have intercourse with an unattractive person

Dude, I totally did a scrap tap last night with that ugly girl who works the register in McDonalds.

spinal tap

Besides the band, to fuck a woman (or man, if you prefer) so hard their back gets hurt/broken.

I'd spinal tap that ass.

:taps wrists:

the symbolic form of stating that a person is white. written this way in online conversations and instant messages.

I hate those faggots. :taps wrists:

Stand on the taps

A really bad shower that is more of a trickle than a proper shower.

Normally this involves a shower head that is over a bath, hence why you have to stand on the taps.

"I'm off to stand on the taps at Jamie's"

tap a well

Take a leek. pee...drain the lizzard

well im off to go tap a well

Tesla Tap-In

The sexual act of inserting an extension cord (connected to a power source) into the anus of a female before intercourse. Around five minutes into coitus she will begin to feel electric shocks coursing through her body. During orgasm many women report feeling “the very essence of Nikola Tesla” tapping in to their mind, body, and soul. As reported by Elon Musk, nearly all women who have tried the Tesla Tap-In describe it as a “very wholesome” experience.

Brittany: Have you and Brad ever tried the Tesla Tap-In?

Ashley: No, but I want to, what’s it like?

Brittany: It’s AMAZING, the electricity coursing up and down your body feels great! You can really feel the spirit of Nikola Tesla when you cum!