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to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement; defecate
I'm going to go make dump because those hot wings tore me up.
All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off
Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.
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Verb. To walk into a crowded, well lit place, carefully lower you trousers and defecate on the floor and then immediately blame someone else for the mess while still wiping your bottom.
Jim: Did you see the Trump Dump that the President just took?
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.
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The Jizz that comes out of a cock
My boyfriend took a cock dump in my eye causing an angry pirate.
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Betterly known as LD When you sit down to dump and dont feel the need to rush, maybe with a paper/magazine.
''Right lads the footy starts in an hour im gnna take a leisure dump, whers todays sun?''
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when you are playing beer pong and the beer gets so warm and nasty that both sides agree to just dump it.
Man, last night the we played with super warm beer. we just mutual dumped that shit.
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When you forget your cell phone, need to take a shit in a bathroom stall, having no electronic device to entertain you while you drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.
I forgot my cell phone on my way to work. When I took my morning crap, it was boring as fuck! I had to take a 90s Dump!
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