if you don't know english then you might need to go to school or get a teacher to teach you English if you can't then your this dumb to understand what it is
me: hey i don't know English can you teach me?
freind: wait how the fuck did you speak English
me: idk English?
friend: bruh
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The state of not waxing one's bikini line. As opposed to a Hollywood, or Brazilian.
Synonyms: 'sideburns where my thighs turn', 'the full yeti'
Angela Barnes's friend Amanda says she sports the full English.
When you cum inside a man and shit down their back turning them into an éclair
"John gave matt an English éclair and made a mess all over the bed-"
The opposite of a french braid, just opposite because it’s from the united states
i love english braid it’s better than foreign braids
English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.
"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"
The act of placing a sea cucumber between your thighs and stroking it until it squirts onto a crumpet.
I always have an english thrust for lunch.