Prescott: Yo', did you see Jalwan left?
Prepper: I did, sawdy bagels
Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.
“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”
Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.
Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!
Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.
Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?
Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal
You will never touch my marmite bagel again
The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.
Bring a surplus of pizza bagels to those who are not pregnant and leave with a significant other.
A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.
Dude, you're a Saggy bagel
I don't care, you're a loser -___-