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sawdy bagels

see sawdy or sawds

Prescott: Yo', did you see Jalwan left?
Prepper: I did, sawdy bagels

by Maroon'n'Black November 24, 2008


Half-Bagel-Bitch

Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.

Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”

by Notmurealname April 3, 2019


jonathan bagel

a bagel named jonathan

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?

by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024


Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.

Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!

by stalebagel February 14, 2021


Marmite bagel

Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.

Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?

Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal

You will never touch my marmite bagel again

by Hassdog January 23, 2022


Pizza Bagels

The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.

Bring a surplus of pizza bagels to those who are not pregnant and leave with a significant other.

by Fitxzie February 13, 2018


Saggy bagel

A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.

Dude, you're a Saggy bagel

I don't care, you're a loser -___-

by Bigbootybuttcheeks January 17, 2011