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When you try to stuff a set of nuts in a woman's asshole. In turn is as impossible as washing "two dogs in a bath tub".
"This bitch's ass was so loose that I had to give her the two dogs in a bath tub treatment."
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A sexual act in which a male attempts to place his testicles into the asshole of his partner (preferably female but male-male action is possible also). Ideally, the asshole being to tight the testicles will repeatedly pop back out like a when you try to put a dog in a bath tub. The asshole should be well lubed and loose enough to allow partial testicle penetration. Not an ideal position for virgin or gaping assholes.
That girl is such a slut. Last night, she let me put the doggie in the bath tub!
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When a man attempts the "pull out" method of contraception but waits too long before pulling out. The man ejaculates just as his penis is removed and bathes the woman's "clam", as is often done on Long Island.
I told him to pull out and not get any one me, but instead the schmuck gave me a Long Island clam bath.
Fuck dude, I gave her a Long Island clam bath, I hope she's not pregnant.
I waited too long, gave her the old Long Island clam bath.
A sexual act where a female lays on her back with her mouth open. The male in the situation then pours Mountain Dew in the females mouth and places his testicles in said females mouth.
Man1: how did it go with that chick from Switzerland county the other night? Ya smash bud?!
Man2: Mannnn, she was dumb as shit but let me pull a Ohio County Bird Bath!!!
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The art of inserting one's testicles deftly into a slut's vagina. Then anal penetration via phallus follows.
This is said to be as difficult as giving to cats a bath.
Aidan, after months of practice, successfully got two cats in the bath tub with the woman of Tim's dreams.
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Basically the worst chapter in IT....Steven King can be a bitch sometimes
‘Stanley Uris takes a bath’ who? We only know happiness and no bathing until after 7:00 pm...
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Steel Pole Bath Tub were a punk/noise/experimental rock trio from San Francisco, CA. Formed in 1986, their recording history began in 1987 with the self-released "We Own Drrrills." They then released 5 LPs and EPs on Boner records, and many 7" singles on labels such as Boner, Sympathy for the Record Industry, and Tupelo before releasing their first and only major label album, "Scars From Falling Down" on Slash Records in 1995. Following this, Slash dropped them upon hearing their demos for the followup to "Scars...", calling the demos "unlistenable". SPBT broke up after this. Years later, SPBT won the rights to these demos and released them on their own label as their final album, calling the record "Unlistenable".
Steel Pole Bath Tub is closely related to a music/noise project called Milk Cult, who have released 3 bizarre full length records, 1 weird live album, one 7" split single, and 1 confounding solo record from Milk Cult member C. C. Nova.
STEEL POLE BATH TUB was:
Mike Morasky - Guitars, Vocals
Dale Flattum - Bass, Vocals, Art
DK Mor-X: Drums
Steel Pole Bath Tub played 20 minutes of noise, tape loops, and samples at the end of their set. It was cathartic and masterful sound manipulation. Many in the audience were blown away by their raw, edgy, hyper, sludgy set. A lot of the kids didn't get it though.
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