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"A curly-haired IT professional with an insatiable appetite for burritos and dank memes
Who would win? Burrito Monster or 3 Bay City Bombers?
The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.
After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.
When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.
Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”
When drunk you convinces your partner to take a finger and slip it up your guys butthole so that you will sober up and can go get mexican food after a night of drinking.
Hey, if you let me slip a finger up your butt, I'll drive us to go get chicken burritos afterwards.
one pissed off Mexican. or spic for tht matter
Billy: Holy shit, look at Juan!
Evan: Jesus fuck, his eyes are red!
Billy: Man, that's one Blazin Burrito
A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea
I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight
a 10th grade English teacher with no respect towards chickens or other things with feathers, he is a hateful man (not to be confused with penis)
"Senōr Burrito was being hateful yet again"