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When a guy doesn’t see what is wrong with his actions, treats you like one of the boys, over thinks what small things are, thinks you want more than what you actually do, doesn’t understand how you feel and why you are feeling it because he doesn’t get those feelings, just does not get it, is really slow in constructing responses only to then respond to one thing and lots of other silly things like that. That’s what it means to have dude brain, you are a typical dude. Tends to break a lot of relationships, tends to also show up in guys who have never really had a relationship.
“Wow Ben really has a serious case of dude brain”
“Girl, don’t worry about it, he just has dude brain, he will grow out of it”
Both a question and a statement.
That was a good movie, huh Dude.?.?.?
When you be hanging with your dudes and you space out
Jack: you good man
Tom: ....
Jack: hello earth to tom
Tom: oh sorry dude I got dude delay
A Group of People who make lame videos in late middle school and think there funny
Dude 1: Did you see that new Dude O.k. Video?
Dude 2: Yea It sucked ass
Worse than the friend zone usually used by guys
Girl: you look nice today. Guy: thanks Dude ...... Girl: I've been dude zoned....
1.) noun: the object created when a man cuts his nipples off (because they are useless to men as they do not breastfeed) and puts them on a pizza as a pepperoni substitute
2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it
1.) Michael bought a surgical scalpel on Amazon, prepared to add some dude pepperoni to his pizza this Friday.
2.) Dude, pepperoni!