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When you accidentally insert your penis into a fat flab of a large woman as it is mistaken for her vagina.
"That woman last night seemed like she had seven vaginas. She had so many elephant rolls."
When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.
"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"
"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
Someone you really want to give a blowjob to
Clancy is my elephant lamb
When a man, wearing pants (with front pockets), Opens his zipper - while keeping pants buckled, and pulls his cock out of the zipper hole. Immediately after he reaches into each front and pulls his pockets inside out and lays them on the outside front of his pants. In doing so creating what looks like an elephant head. It's helps to make an elephant roar right after you've done it to create attention.
2 more drinks and I'm pulling an elephant and walking outta here backwards.
The biggest disease that comes from sexual intercourse after a woman done an abortion,
it can result in death if the man doesn't get traditional treatment in time
Tokologo almost died after been infected by elephant disease
When a guy runs around to get his balls nice and sweaty and then puts one nut over each one of the victims eyes and his dick down their nose like a trunk.
Sam fucked Kelly so I gave him a sweaty elephant. Thats really how he got pink eye.
When you're a feking weirdo by nature and wanna hit Trump with a big ole elephant to save America
Squishy let's eat Trump with elephants for swords!
Imma name my band that you dork lols