Random
Source Code
Random
Something that elderly people THINK they see in the landscape or cloud formations. This is typically a sign that this person is losing their shit.
Look!...a sleeping elephant sighting!
Something you send to someone to break the ice with a cute bartender. Hoping she likes you
I told my favorite bartender elephant zoo. Now I have her number.
When you shit your hard your asshole physically hits the water resembling an elephant taking a drink from a pond
Bud I just pulled a drinking elephant. Didn't even have to wipe.
When Nintendo starts running out of ideas for Mario games.
It started out with a plumber trying to save a princess
NOW IT'S A FUCKING ELEPHANT-
"Goofy ahh Elephant Mario"
The act of having anal sex and decide to pull out so hard her/his anus pops out to form the shape of an elephant trunk
"yo man, me and my boyfriend tried out elephant hunting and we been in the hospital for weeks"
When you snoodle a tube of lipstick,then leave kiss marks on someone with your foreskin.
Bro,I used her Chanel lipstick to cover her with elephant stamps last night.She was pissed when found out.
Without a doubt, the most popular chant at the University of Alabama. Most girls get wet just thinking about Big Al's trunk slithering inside them, carefully shooting peanuts again and again. At each game, right before kick off, students all scream in unison, "Go ELEPHANTS" as soon as they spot Nick Saban and hot hunk Al. They only show the Roll Tide on TV because the true phrase is too powerful to be heard by mere mortals(let alone people from Ohio)
Can't wait to go to the game! Go elephants!!!