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You know what they say.
"2 inches can go a long way at 60 miles an hour"
He's going hard and he says "I think I can....I think I can....I think I can.
She's laying there and she says "go harder little engine. I can't even feel that"
A person, often who does not hold an engineering degree or does, but has no actual experience with real engineering and ended up in a different technical field. This person can often be found on facebook or other social media platforms criticizing engineers for apparent problems with consumer or other products that they believe could be better. This person is quick to point out obvious faults because they believe engineering is simply envisioning a perfect product, and that makes it happen. They have no understanding/experience with the cost, management, cross-functional team collaboration, qualification requirements, documentation requirements, problems of similar parts, legal regulations, interchangeability with other parts or assemblies, material properties and compatibility, corrosion resistance, lead times of parts and material, production costs, service restrictions and costs, low rate of failures pertaining to the one they unfortunately experienced, or many other constraints that limit the "perfect solution" that they envision.
Armchair engineer: "Its 2024, surely engineers could design a car that never rusts or corrodes, they just want you to pay for repairs and replacements to ensure they maintain profits". Engineer:" Sure, there are materials available to prevent corrosion for a longer time if you want to pay 6-8 figures for your vehicle that gets you A to B and costs 5-7 figures to repair and still requires yearly maintenance to avoid that condition. No rust or other corrosion on cars for the life of the car is a great idea though, not sure why us engineers didnt think of that, where did you get your armchair engineering degree? We should probably go back to your school."
NETD is celebrated every December 9, dating back to 1926 when Engineer Hugh Jass Jr. wanted to celebrate his father’s accomplishments in the field.
Every December 9th, the engineering world celebrates National Engineering Teacher Day.
"Cock and Ball Torture" Engineer
A job, MOSID 00339
That guy over there must be a Cbt Engineer, his knees must be fucked
A good looking woman
~A jet engine works by these principes: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow. Just like having sex with a woman
Wow, u saw that good looking jet engine walking over there?
A metaphorical engine that starts when good drama is heard.
Also can be started by a provoking statement. When the engine is started the person will spew random bullshit from their mouth (ex. talking) and start a conversation. Each response from the drama engine will be a drama laced comment; providing no resolution to the conflict but to only exasperate the situation.
(a drama evoking message is sent through facebook chat)
"Dude, don't answer that. that's defiantly going to start her drama engine."
A failed bodyshop operative or mechanic that gets a job in a call centre that deals in salvaged automobiles
That Dan is a shit panel beater,but he's got a job in a salvage centre and calls himself a motor engineer.