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Either the Japanese myth, Epsilon-11 maybe even Naruto
P1: "Have you herd of Nine Tailed Fox my guy?"
P2: "SCP, the myth, or Naruto?"
P1: "Uhhhhhhhh....."
1. Fox News is no longer on commercial break.
2. Fox News has started to report on literally anything.
"A new Fox News Alert: Donald Trump tweeted today."
"WHITE HOUSE HOLDS DAILY PRESS BRIEFING: FOX NEWS ALERT"
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A girl who, from a distance, appears to be attractive, but in close proximity is not.
"Check out that chick across the street! She's hot!"
"Here, she's coming our way!"
"Oh no .. no way, man. Far-Away Fox."
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A political smear campaign that originates within and is perpetuated by the Fox News Channel, manufactured to stir up reactionary fears among the FNC's political base. Often without merit, exaggerated or even consciously concocted out of whole cloth, the controversy targets FNC political opponents. Major cable news channels will cover the issue only after the attack has struck its target and becomes a matter of national significance, if ever.
"Yeah, unless you change the channel. Then you're hearing no one mentioning that. Oh my god, it's a Fox News Exclusive!"
-Jon Stewart commenting on the "Back of the Bus-Car" Fox News Exclusive event, Nov. 01, 2010
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The quick brown fox is known for his skills in jumping over lazy dogs. You can meet him by viewing fonts in microsoft windows using the font viewer located in control panel.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
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When someone misleads others by witholding information.
You: Obama doesn't want to legalize marijuana. He hasn't even proposed a bill for the senate to vote on.
Me: Yea, but he did make it illegal for the feds to override state law like in Cali, and if they ever did the case would go the Supreme Court where there is a better chance they will find the federal law unconstitutional...so yea, get ya shit straight.
You: Damn, I've been misleading people this whole time.
Me: Fuckin Fox News'd Em.
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A disease or condition perpetuated by a steady ingestion of Fox (Faux) News programming, heavily afflicting far right Republican Trump supporters. Continued exposure to Fox News leads to false and illogical parroting of heavily biased, almost always incomplete, or simply false information. It is propaganda in the guise of "news", with little to zero journalistic quality and integrity. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Belief that Trump is the best President this nation ever had, an inability to let go of Hillary's emails, blaming Obama, hating anything Democrat (repeating phrases like "the democrats this" or "the democrats that"), anti-immigrant rhetoric, anti-science and climate change denial, and lately an obsession with degrading Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Do you know someone who loves President Trump? Is obsessed that Hillary sold our country out? Hates Obama (because they were told to), or says things like "AOC is so stupid and doesn't have a brain". Chances are, they are suffering from Fox News Brain.
Suggestions for dealing with someone suffering with Fox News Brain include: avoid at all cost.
My aunt is suffering from Fox News Brain. She's in the other room chanting "Build That Wall! Build That Wall!"
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