Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.
"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"
"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."
The act of masturbating furiously
i was throwin ham last night and then my mom walked in and she took my computer n threw it out the window
ham on a toilet seat
its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham
a disturbing vagina with a visual similarity to a slice of ham folded and stuck into a deep cut.
"She's cool and all, but she's got ham in a gash."
British equivalent of ejaculate & evacuate, & others. The term is used when one penetrates another & then leaves them.
Ron went out to the bar at 9PM, met a girl, went into her apartment, & made the Ham & Jam after 1 hour of getting behind pleasure.
This is the act of shoving your own testicles.into your anus, using all natural honey as lube.
Damn, jack had a few Burlington hams this weekend.