Brandon Max

A famous comedian on the app, TikTok. He is famous for doing comedy skits with his father, family, and friends. He‘s most famous for his chips and salsa, garlic knots, and grilled cheese videos. He’s also very good looking, and has a very sweet personality.

I wish I were as funny and cool as Brandon Max.

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max the dog

1. dog who becomes crashing into things such as walls or doors while being chasing flashlights.

2. Loud as fuck.

3. jumps like a black man.

4. dog that pisses off cats untill he is mauled by them

1. "that max the dog broke through his second door today, oh wait, third."

2. "that system of a down music was max the dog in hot topic store"
"I know bolth my ears and my anus started to bleed"

3. "oh here he goes, he's going to jump"
"yo he just pulled a max the dog and jumped 6 feet 7inches in the air"

4."im sorry we couldn't save your dog ma'm he just pissed off that cat a little too much"

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Shotgun to the MAX

When someone calls shotgun, show them the power of Shotgun to the MAX.

Applies in all cases that shotgun could be used but trumps it due to judicious usage of to the MAX.

No need to be quick, but you must be prepared to back it up with physical violence and/or uncomfortable personal contact.

Shotgun
I already called it
When?
Just now, Shotgun to the MAX
WTF??!!
You heard me
Fuck off, I'm not paying that
You keep talking like a bitch, I'm going to slap you like a bitch
...

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max out

eat obscene amounts of food, usu. while high.

We smoked this blunt last night, and I maxed the fuck out on Doritos, man.

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max stomber

(maximum) A variation of the stomber. It includes the twisting of the wrists and adds in the sideways bopping of the head going with the beat. Should only be done while listening to the single ladies and by effeminate people.

Joey and Sarah were doing the stomber at the club, but Christian got more attention when he did the max stomber

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Max Barry

One of the most kick ass writers...EVER!! A good synonym is kickass. Has written the books Jennifer Government and Syrup,a new book entitled "Company" is coming out soon as well. Made a game called Nation States to help promote his books.

Kick ass writer!! I love his works!!

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Max Weinberg

Best drummer to ever live. also very cute

Dude: have you ever see Max play?
Chic: oh yes, he is dead fine!

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