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A mom who knows the whole neighborhood off the palm of her hand, literally.
I slept with your slutty mom
It's when you hit resume on someone else's xbox. The guy that dates single moms.
That guy goes out with all the single moms. He is such a mom smasher.
The cheapest hooker money can buy. Her looks have been compaired to a real life Shrek. She has the ass of cottage cheese. Nipples like peanuts. The word no is not in her vocabulary. But then again her vocab is pretty limited due to her never not having a cock in her mouth.
He I just slept with Rollings mom and almost puked.
The mom who drives all the kids to go surfing. And sometimes shreds themselves too.
That's the coolest grom mom ever, she drives all the local kids to the beach to surf everday.
A weekend that the kids are staying with their dad (ex-husband/baby daddy) and mom has all weekend to do whatever she wants without any curfews or restrictions.
For mom’s weekend I’m going to get nasty throughout this house.
A Camp Mom is generally the one staff member at any summer camp, that campers and staff alike see as a good friend and motherly figure. The Camp Mom almost always has a background as an educator. The Camp Mom’s motherly nature can only be rivaled by that of your real mom.
Guy: Hey dude, isn’t Rachel an awesome Camp Mom?
Other Guy: Well obviously! She’s the best Camp Mom
You use this phrase if you don't know the difference of "you are" and "your".
Human 1: Hehe I did something tonight.
Human 2: I did you are mom.
World: Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit