a small angry chinese man,who humps mooses for a living to support his 14 black babies.
dude.i saw a chinese moose humper the other day!
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When a man originally born and raised in Canada balls his hand into a fist, pours a reasonable amount of Aunt Jemima's Maple Syrup onto his knuckles, and shoves them inside of a woman's vagina.
"I met this keener of a broad last night at the pub and gave her the ol' Sticky Moose Knuckle eh?
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A sex position when the reciever bends over in doggy style position, and the giver stands back at least 10ft. The giver then get a running start and gives one giant BANG! And then runs back and starts over.
When a moose is charging at a bulls behind and rams then in the anus. This would be an example of bull moose charge.
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The act of revealing you're genitals and shaft to perform in any sexual activity.
Boyfriend: "hey babe I'm gonna go.
Girlfriend: "why?"
Boyfriend: "I'm gonna go let loose the moose."
OR
"As the young lonely man was sitting in his basement he thought to himself, "now with mom and dad asleep I can let loose the moose."
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the appearance of a large wedge in a womans genital region resulting from tight fitting clothes. Similar to a Camel Toe, but a Moose Knuckle is bigger.
"Damn, look at that girls tight shorts, you can see her moose knuckle."
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The act of having sex with a very well endowed man, usually of color.
Lejla was really riding the bronze moose last night with Jerome. I could hear her through the walls until about 5am.
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