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When a woman wipes back to front after taking a shit dragging the fecal matter into her lady oyster creating a poo ball that shines brightly when combined with HPV.
After muff diving for my treasure I expected things to get fishy, but not that shitty. In her box I found a Black Pearl. Which has nothing to do with Captain Jake, but teaching your daughters to wipe front to back.
A word of endearment, used to address persons who have been through the calamity of a degree at QMUL.
*a student forgot to hand in her CW on time*
"Margherita, you sweet pearl... god bless"
A booger
I got so much Sand in my nose I had the biggest nose pearl come out
Permanently implanting marbles or like objects +not all are round) in a mans 'member' for his bf's pleasure during a stent in prison
Those are my prison pearls, I had them done for my 'wife' when I got out.
To describe a girl masturbating
Becky last night was Searching the clam for a pearl
When you're giving someone a traditional pearl necklace, but you slip up a little and leave a big pool of cum that resembles a harbor.
I was trying to do a Jackson Pollock, but I did a Rothko; it was a pearl harbor necklace.
SUPA FIGHTA
LOOK AT DAT GUY!
HE SURELY A SUPA FIGHTA
HE BE COMING FROM THE PEARL OF AFRICA