Plug Dat Ass Up

What you say when ever you want to insult someone or threaten them

Todd: Dude, don't tell her off!
Fred: Nigga I'll plug dat ass up!

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Ya local meme plug

A civil servant, who kindly provides underprivileged men, women, and children alike with memes of the highest quality absolutely free of charge. Truly a modern day saint.

Person 1: Hey do you have any memes?
Person 2: Why yes, I just got some fresh memes from ya local meme plug.
Person 1: Nice let’s go have gay anal sex together!

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Nipple piercing plug up

When you have a gaping nipple hole and plug it up with a randomized person cum and spit while waiting 48 minuets to dry then licking it back up to reintroduce you feminists side this act is extremely illegal except when don’t in native America costumes

I got a nipple piercing plug up

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Put your plug in my headphone jack

This is also known as computer or technology sex

Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard

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Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?

A lighthearted way of asking someone if an ongoing problem has yet been addressed. From a question asked President Barack Obama by his daughter, Malia, in regard to the disastrous 2010 British Petroleum / Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

"Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?" the farmer's wife asked her husband after he came back from trying yet again to get the neighbor's horses out of the cornfield.

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i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

An X song, You dumb fuck

I plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

You pussy
Stay down
You claim that you shootin', but hey
You know but you stickin' them rounds
Young nigga like Chucky, No cheese
Don't talk cause they comin', lil g
Yo mama was birthin', but she
She suckin' and fuckin' for free

bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta

1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

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