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tea party

weed smokeout. Associated terms include "tea kettle" for bong, "tea leaves" for weed, and "brewing" for smoking.

"shit son, let's have a tea party"
"don't bogart that tea"
"Son, what did you do today? I went to a tea party and was brewing some tea leaves with my friends"

by Juan Campos April 29, 2008

192πŸ‘ 324πŸ‘Ž


Tea Sipper

Used by Texas A&M students to refer to University of Texas students and indicating lack of ability in handling their alcohol consumption.

What does a tea sipper call an Aggie after graduation?

Boss.

by sadibo April 27, 2011

38πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


pump the tea

1. To tell someone's buisness
2. To put someone on blast for not telling the truth
3. To let someone in on the secret

"Let me pump the tea. He lost his job a long time ago."

"If you want to know something, go to her and she will pump the tea."

by Sir Shakes Alot May 14, 2007

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


weiner tea

1) Dirty hot dog water, an off-the-menu item served at many of New York's finest hot dog stands. Purported to give hallucinogenic effects similar to those of LSD.

2) A prank involving the steeping of one's weiner in a cup of lukewarm water prior to serving it to unsuspecting victims. Often garnished with one stray pube. Principally served over ice in the southern United States.

Example #1:
A bum hobbles up to a New York hot dog stand, cold and hungry. In his hand he is counting out change.

"Hey brother, can you spare a dog? I've only got 45 cents. Can you front me?"

The stand owner looks the bum up and down skeptically.

"Are you crazy? If I sold my dogs for 45 cents I'd be as homeless as you!" The man takes another look at the bum and sighs.

"I'll tell you what I can do for you. You look cold and you got holes in all your clothes, so I can sell you a cup of this hot, steamy weiner tea. How's about that?"

Example #2:
A group of office mates are huddled together at the water cooler, chatting away. One man holds a mug with steam rising into the air.

"Man, it sure was nice of John to make me this cup of tea. I always thought he didn't like me!"

by Butt Mudd March 6, 2010

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Twisted Teas

Don't mistake the looks of the cans into thinking its beer, it's not! Kids with names like Cole or Brad who like to vape and take snapchats drink these things.

"Hey brad have you seen my twisteds?" "I don't know Cole but I saw the Girl Scout girls walking past the house with a case in their hand you could ask them"

"It's a vape and twisted teas night, full send boys! Blackout night!"

by Rjehh April 10, 2018

10πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Sipping tea

β€œSipping tea” comes an image of the character Kermit the frog sipping tea. The phrase is used to say that something is not your business. It can also be used to reply to a complainer, to show that you don’t care.

I mean I would debate but... *sipping tea*

by AlexIrregular April 10, 2018

19πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


tea bitch

Person, or persons(tea bitches) that have been frequently tea bagged(see tea bag).

Yeah, I tea bagged him three times yesterday, the tea bitch.

by Matney July 20, 2006

17πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž