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by Deadboydoor517 July 9, 2021


the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.

Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself. one of the reasons Hillary Clinton lost the election in 2016 is because she tried to be the pot turning the kettle black when it came to finding negative things to say about Donald Trump

by Sexydimma November 18, 2016

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the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.

Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2015

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360 degrees turn and walk away

internet meme, answer to the question what the 360 in "Xbox 360" means. If someone asks this question, the only answer is: "Because whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away". Ofcourse, it is impossible to walk away after a 360 degrees turn, as you will still be facing the Xbox. Another version of this joke is: "I make a 360 degrees turn and moonwalk away". This obviously solves the problem.

newfag: HAI WHAT DUZ TEH 360 IN XBOX 360 MEAN? OMG LOL!!!!!1 KTHXBAI

oldfag: Whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away.

by homosexuals are gay March 14, 2009

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Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality

A quote said by Richter Abend in Tales of Symphonia 2. Usually said on game forums many times over and over again to piss off people.

Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 2:Shut the fuck up!

by w8baby December 8, 2008

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Turn my FaceBook the other way

The act of constantly ignoring a "friend" request on facebook or other social networking sites. It can also be used when ignoring various requests by existing friends to add applications, join groups, support causes, accept kisses, hugs, or penis tugs.

Cathy my high school 'girlfriend' keeps sending me friend requests, but I just turn my facebook the other way.

Will you stop sending me those 'support the polar bears' cause requests!! Jeez, you know I will only turn my facebook the other way.

by DoriMoose October 9, 2009

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Turn your lights on you idiot

What you say to yourself when you see someone driving with their headlights off at night.

These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.

Turn your lights on you idiot before you kill someone!!

by cpetkunas June 13, 2019