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Malcolm was out last night, and went from Nicko Suave to Uncle Squinty around 1 am.
An Uncle that loves you too much and is always down to love you much more.
I had a Uncle Mitch but he got incarcerated , now he's my Uncle Touchy.
The strongest and handsomest man you could ever meet. He is a man of great intellect and exceptional wit. Unbelievably attractive and so good in bed, you'll wish he weren't your uncle. Nobody can resist Uncle Danny.
Woman 1: Have you met my gorgeous Uncle Danny?
Woman 2: Yes! Thankfully we're not related
Uncle Monkey is a monkey and an uncle and he is funny. And he has a bad sense of humor. He's loving and likes games even though they make him yell sometimes. He's one of a kind. GOOD FAMILY MEMBER. Amazing uncle. Great with kids.
Uncle Monkey is going to the bathroom.
Antonym: Uncle Joey
Your Mexican uncle that doesn't let you touch his bald head.
My uncle horchata shot me after I tried touching his bald head
Uncle Rick is that guy who made us cry and laugh, and ultimately want to punch him in the face for his trolls, but would never do so because he somehow managed to squeeze his way onto that pedestal for our favorite author. Basically, he’s the best and the worst and you will never be the same again after reading his books. Specifically Percy Jackson.
Random: ha! You’re crying while reading!? Ugh, geek.
Literally anyone in the fandom: *hands Random Percy Jackson books*
Literally anyone in the fandom: *sees them crying while reading one week later* not so geeky now, huh?
Random: *literally sobbing* wha— how COULD— why— WHY!?!? *whispering* whyyyyyyyyyy
Literally anyone in the fandom: Uncle Rick is why
1) To commit repetitive murder death kills of the RTU
2) To adjudicate the shit out of a shit for not doing shit or not wearing the correct shit
3) Genocidal punishment to promote correct behavior
Those dudes totally just got Uncle Runckled, or, I swear if these dudes don't fix their shit, I'm going to Uncle Runckel their asses.