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When you fall asleep on the shitter when you’re shit faced.
What the fuck... Tom drank so much he pulled an Uncle Dennis
a person that cannot handle heavy drinking and smoking. Uncle Randall No Can Handle.
Boy: Did you know heʻs a Uncle Randall
Boy 2: Really? I never thought so.
Boy : Yeah he had only 3 shots and passed out.
Your Mexican uncle that doesn't let you touch his bald head.
My uncle horchata shot me after I tried touching his bald head
Uncle Rick is that guy who made us cry and laugh, and ultimately want to punch him in the face for his trolls, but would never do so because he somehow managed to squeeze his way onto that pedestal for our favorite author. Basically, he’s the best and the worst and you will never be the same again after reading his books. Specifically Percy Jackson.
Random: ha! You’re crying while reading!? Ugh, geek.
Literally anyone in the fandom: *hands Random Percy Jackson books*
Literally anyone in the fandom: *sees them crying while reading one week later* not so geeky now, huh?
Random: *literally sobbing* wha— how COULD— why— WHY!?!? *whispering* whyyyyyyyyyy
Literally anyone in the fandom: Uncle Rick is why
A peacock from the indie rhythm game "Songbird Symphony" with an eccentric and silly personality who really cares about those close to him.
"Uncle Pea is a character from 'Songbird Symphony'"
When you try to play 36-holes on the golf course but pass out drunk on hole 15.
Greg was playing golf with his friends until he got Uncle Scarred and had to go to bed.
An irritating roommate that constantly makes life difficult.
I got home today and found out that my roomate Will pulled An Uncle Fester, he cancelled our Internet service without warning because he has a gambling addiction.
Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.