A man with the greatest facial hair on the planet
The guy over there is such an uncle Jake.
When you’re giving a blow job and you raise up with a pube stuck in your teeth.
Hey Bethany, that was a great blow job, but you’ve a Harry uncle.
Uncle that preform sexual action with niece/nephew but mostly niece's
Guy1:That dude ron was caught in the bed with his niece the other day MF kissing uncle
Guy2:Yea I always had feeling that he was a kissing uncle how be looking at things don't be right
a person that cannot handle heavy drinking and smoking. Uncle Randall No Can Handle.
Boy: Did you know heʻs a Uncle Randall
Boy 2: Really? I never thought so.
Boy : Yeah he had only 3 shots and passed out.
a person who loves cake. sometimes rude. watch out he breaks dwarven chairs. XD. sometimes funny though. HAHAHAHA!!! oh and speaking of laughing he laughs like drunk teletubbie.
oh crap! Uncle Syther coming! hide the chairs!
your brothers nickname that your daughter gave him
what's up uncle weiner
The uncomfortable feeling you get when a guy is hitting on you and you're not down. Their vibe reminds you of a creepy uncle invading your personal space
"Did you see Juan Pablo on The Bachelor, creeping on that chick at the glow run?"
"Ya, I got second hand uncle shivers"