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A creature residing in rural wooded areas of Georgia and North Florida. They are know for their remarkable ability to throw objects at very fast speeds sround corners and often at sharp 90 degree angles. The preferred weapon for throwing is a lighter'd knot. It is unknown where they keep the arsenal of knots, which has led many to believe that they may indeed be marsupials with a pouch that can be readily used for carrying such items. Which would also lead one to believe that only the males would launch an attack as the females would likely be carrying their young. Most hog bear encounters involve a drunk person or an older individual from a rural area.
Watch out Skeeter, that hog bear is chunking lighter'd knots.
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An all around amazing creature. It is really good at making faces to show different expressions. It does not get along well with small children, or small skinny people. It likes to drink a lot of water because it is made up of 80% water. A kitty bear's favorite hobby is catching things such as wood or planks. When the kitty bear gets mad it throws objects at people. Or not.... You can represent it by making this emoticon ;-3
That is such a beautiful kitty bear over there!
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see pimp; name used to identify good-looking males that get all the ladies
Rob is definately huggie bear material. The girls won't leave him alone
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Your hook-up. The guy you know that hooks you up with all the coolest parties and knows EVERYONE.
Guy 1: Mohammed's my Huggy Bear
Guy 2: Yeah...what's going down Friday?
Guy 1: I will call, Moo... He'll know...
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Guy 1: Starsky and Hutch had Huggy Bear, Bond had M and me and Stu have Moo!
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The worlds first cool british person
Bear Grylls is the only cool brit i know
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the male version of the MILF. A daddy bear is any married and/or father who is sexy in a dad kind of way. Daddy Bears can usually be spotted in groups at sporting events, pushing strollers at festivals or eating lunch with his buddies during the work week. Often seen with shaved/balding heads and wrap around sunglasses in their native habitat.
Did you see those guys at lunch? The bald one was such a daddy bear!
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Bear cavalry... ya you're pretty much fucked. That is the key phrase in a infamous demotivational poster and its all true.
Dave: hey whats that in the distance?
Tessa: Holy fucking fuck it's fucking bear cavalry we're fucking fucked
Dave: mhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh arg ahhhhh (sound of Dave being totally fucked by the bear cavalry)
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