new year's eve

The last night of the year in which noone really gives much of a shit about, but almost everyone uses the day as an excuse and tries to get totally wasted and/or laid.

Hey, its what i plan to do!

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new years eve

new years eve is actaully a verb: to new years eve, someone

It begins when two couples are drunk and are sleeping in the same room. (originally on New years eve and in bunk-beds) Couple A is on the bottom, and couple B is on the top. Then, a few minutes after the lights are off, couple A starts to go at it. Pretty soon, couple B, dizzy and lying awake on the top bunk, are rocking back and forth, mortified from the drunken, horny sex going on below them.

Sam: Tres, we're going to new years eve your ass tonight! (said from member of Couple B to member of Couple A, so that Couple B can have their revenge)

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new year's

the amazing time of year that you have reached with out being killes wich is onley created to have a break for two weeks that they call a vacation so before it you can say see you next year.

kid:see you next year
other kid:how old are you dumbass that stoped being funny in like the second grade
kid:no its still funny
other kid:yah to you

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five-year plan

A situation where a person ends up completing an intended four-year course of study in five years, usually by flunking a year.

-So Steve failed tenth grade?
-Yeah, he's on the five-year plan.

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Anti-Furry year

From past 23.02.2021, anti furry year has begun. You are legally obliged to block contact with every furry you know and eliminate them if possible. Good luck solider.

Sam:Hey Bob
Bob:Y-yes? owo
Sam:Its Anti-Furry year, 2021
Bob:Oh fuck

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9 year old

most toxic thing on planet earth

commonly found spending 69 hours a day playing fortnite boattle royale

9 year old: OMG fuck shit cunt die motherfucker goddam die you useless bitch why wont you die omg i play fortnite and i have no braincells fuck shit dick ass

me: pulls out the child reppelent

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Seven Year Bitch

An american all girl punk rock band from seattle. Ironically the band lasted for 7 years.

The band Seven year Bitch named their band after the movie Seven year Itch.

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