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A Chocolate Thomas is when you insert your thumb in your anus, wiggle it around, pull it out, and then proceed to suck on said thumb.
I was so drunk last night, I was scratching my ass and ended up giving myself a Chocolate Thomas.
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Someone who acts like a complete idiot all of the time and lacks common sense, and who has no regard for the feelings of others.
Misha was such a toolbag thomas when he bitched out Brian for his metrosexualness.
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A poor african american male with no money, no life and is typically a thief
devon thomas just robbed me, but that ok because i managed to put a bullet in that son of a bitch as he was running away.
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Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous.
Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
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16 year old. North Wales Based. Female. Fond of footwear and music. Less fond of sharp, pointed objects.
Endearing Friend. Intelligent. Tres Amusent. Sometimes known as 'Georgie', or to her dissaproval, 'G' or 'Gina'.
"Be honest now. Do you think I'm all sweet and innocent? Because, I'm not..."
"Basically, I'd say I'm a model daughter..."
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Hes someone who is always there for you no matter what. He so kind and bubbly and cute and always knows what to say to make you smile. Your so lucky if you have him in your life.
thomas murray? oh yeah that guys a legend
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