Oh My Gots

A term only used by peak/chad people.

Hanna: My car exploded

Chad: OH MY GOTS!

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SHES GOT BALLS

When a women Takes the place of a male (which is usually a top) In sex

My gf wanted me to close my eyes last night in bed
Turnt out, when I opened my eyes she nudged me into sex and it happened that SHES GOT BALLS

She's got eyes

This term is used when a girl has a boyfriend but is obviously checking out and flirting with other guys

I saw Stacy walking around with her man today, she's got eyes

Bitch got a penis

This is a lyric of a mostly disliked song , Transphobic Techno by Your favorite Martian.

A: Lemme show you this song I found, it like 11 years old!
B: How does the lyrics go?
A: uh.. Bitch got a penis
B: Oh, that song, isn't it by Your favorite Martian?
A: Obviously!

You Got Slaved

A term used when one manages to get another to do a task inadvertently in full knowledge that they want to feel like a master

Dips: Yo Sunny, hold my pint for a second.
(hands him the pint)
Dips: You Got Slaved

I've got diarrhea

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.

Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea

the booty done got

an statement used to express a failure, or something that can be considered painful for either u or someone else that u are referring to. It is usually spontaneously blurted wen one person gets very lucky or unlucky against overwhelming odds.

/ted head shots some one in halo 3, no scoping, while moving right before chris gets an overshield
Ted: "the booty done got!"