Dirt Snatch

A mostly shaved vagina except for a small ring of hair. Think dirt stache, but for the "lower" lips.

I love me a sexy dirt snatch!
Hey betty, you better do a thorough job shaving or you'll end up with an ugly dirt snatch.

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dirt flower

A cat's anus. Can also be used for a human's anus. So called because the poo crusted anus of a cat looks like a dirty flower.

"tell that cat to get it's dirt flower off my couch"

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ball dirt

the lint and pubic hair found on the rim of a public urinal

somebodies gotta clean up that ball dirt

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Dirt Basement

A sexual position wherein the dominant partner defecates first on the floor. The dominant partner then receives oral gratification from the submissive partner, while the submissive partner is forced to sit or kneel in the excrement of the dominant partner.

**Translated for the thick: Dude shits on the floor, makes his girl suck him off while she sits in a pile of his shit.**

I needed to shit, I needed to cum-- so I got a little brave and we hit the ol' Dirt Basement.

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dirt chimmney

At the climax of rough doggie style anal sex you pull out, shoot your load on the back of her neck, then drag your shit covered dick down her back resulting in a dirt chimmney.

That bitch is so nasty she would let a hobo give her a dirt chimmney

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butt dirt

poop

i just did some bad, bad butt dirt.

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dirt port

Slang for ass hole. Also known as ballon knot, leather cheerio, etc

She likes the way I tongue her dirt port.

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