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"See that big lump on the neck of that turtle, my son? That's a turtle head."
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When you have a very sudden and extreme need to use a toilet.
Derived from "turtle head poking out".
Denoting an unexpected, well-armed and violent turtle, a pissed-off Raphael in your stomach if you will.
A: Wow honey, that was some delicious curry and black coffee. Those green peppers sure were hot!
B: Yeah... *clutching stomach*
A: You look green. Are you okay?
B: No, I've got a ninja turtle in here. *pointing to stomach* Be right back.
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Retaliating with a full on slap on one's face immediately after one enhances one's palm on one's turtle.
If you touch my turtle again, I will turtle slap you!
If your palm connects with my turtle again, I am going to seriously turtle slap you into next Tuesday.
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A condition when one sits down on the toilet and thinks they are about to poop, but it just goes back in.
Man, I can feel it there, but it won't come out. I have a case of turtle butt.
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A way to express feeling very frustrated about an ongoing or frequent situation that you seem incapable of resolving;
To feel like a turtle wandering around wearing an oversized Mexican sombrero and everytime something surprises him he pulls his head into his shell and the hat falls off and his little turtle arms are too short to put it back on his head and so he is sort of forced to nuzzle it back on but then it's sitting sort of crooked and he still can't reach it to adjust it so he has to do a bit of a wobble back and forth to get it to sit properly and then something surprises him again and...
Turtle hat! I keep waking up soaked in piss and I try to stay awake to catch who's doing it but it's hard when I'm so motherfucking drunk.
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When a man is about to have sex he knocks the girl away jerks off on the floor then leaves.
"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.
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The uncontrollable full retraction of the male penis, leaving Just Nuts.
As in a Turtle pulling his head back inside of his shell.
Causes: Cold Water, Fright, Koo Ko Girlfriends or Wives.
Rieko went koo ko and screamed at me in front of thousands of people at Disneyland and before you know it, I had Turtle Dick.
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