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One of the ways to describe or say that your butt is way too big and gigantic as fuck, especially when you find out that it can act heavy as fuck and look big and gigantic as fuck as your ass is extremely large in which that would be the reason why someone with a gigantic fat ass cannot fit into small clothing or onto or into anything small and cannot fit into the simple small places as that is also the reason why people might talk about your large fat ass, make fun of your large fat ass, and laugh and make very funny but extremely mean, rude and insulting jokes about your large gigantic fat ass and someone might say or try to do something rude, disturbing, mean, hurtful, dumb and stupid things about it and/or to it.
Person A: (Calling his best friend Person B as he is speaking to him over the phone), Hey I have to tell you something that happened and its really weird and kinda embarrassing.
Person B: Tell me what happened.
Person A: Well you won't understand it but I just found out that I fell out of bed for no reason and now I am just sitting on the floor wonder how the hell this happened.
Person B: Well are you alright and everything is going okay?
Person A: Yes but I just wanna know how this happened.
Person B: Why, is it probably because maybe you perhaps had a bad dream or a nightmare and you had the shit frightened the fuck outta you to the point where it made you roll out of bed and fall onto the floor?
Person A: No, it's because My Ass Is Too Fat and its heavy as fuck and I cannot fit onto this fucking bed as its just simply just small as fuck and I can't fit into anything or anyplace that's small.
Person B: Well if you know that's the reason why you just fell out of bed then why did you even bother calling me over the telephone at 2:00 in the morning to tell me about this?
Person A: Well this is because you are my best friend and I have had conversations with you over the phone during crazy hours while everybody else is asleep and I just thought I could get your opinion as to why I fell out of bed and I was wondering about why this happened and I just thought that this was completely weird until I just figured it out and discovered why it happened.
Person B: Oh well ok.
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Higher than a mutherfucker, Noone can keep up with you
"Hey John you okay?"
"Nah Im too geeked up, everyone is moving so slow"
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To overestimate oneself.
Friend 1: I could totally get that smoking chick over there.
Friend 2: Nah, mate, I think you're getting too big for your basket.
When a man who has time infinitely accelerated speed blitzes out of your attack and then dashes behind you with his infinite speed because he abused your weakness
star platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!
Highest superlative term of endearment for a beautiful girl
Hey Sam, check out that hot babe on the dance floor. She’s very attractive John but nothing compared to that too hottie babe (THB) at the bar
Another way of saying "GG EZ", but that was outdated by Diamond Dave.
/all Just "too easy for Diamond Dave" or "2 EZ 4 DD"
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Sort of like the idiom, you need to tone it down. In response to a weird sexual request or a statement that feisty suit the situation
During class
“You’re really sexy”
“That’s a bit too fruity for a flat white
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