The act of BBW women bounding her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.
Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"
It is simply a 'hands cupped, ball clap' Done from the the rear, between the legs (of the male victim/friend)while standing. Meant as a funny gesture to shock the person when they least expect it.
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This surprise, obnoxious, inappropriate act is meant to be done to a male wherein the person (coming from behind) walks up to the 'male victim' crouches down with arms forward elbows closely aligned, with the hands face up cupped together (similar to how we do when washing our face bent over a sink) and in fast motion reach in from underneath the victim, with hands low between the victims legs, hands cupped, stands up while swinging up,and 'cup slaps' the balls of the victim, then retreats laughing..wake up buddy! You just got pigeon tossed!
Someone should pigeon toss him, it'll wake him up.
What many people call POS politician in Georgia who sucks up idiots' money from other states in Georgia...Jon Toss off.
Holy shot what the fuck is that? Tossoff.
I am going to waste my vote on Jon Toss off.
A slang-term indicating the use of one's tongue and lips to lick, suck, and penetrate one's vagina for the purposes of sexual stimulation.
First thing I asked him was if he was down with tossing the fish, since he said no, I had to walk away.
It’s about time you started tossing my fish, my asshole needed a break!
My dude weirded me out last night by saying he wanted to “toss my fish” instead of just “going down on me”.
The highly entertaining, hilarious and trendy new sport of manlet tossing, which is surely soon to be recognized by the International Olympic Committee as an Olympic sport, consists of two or more competitors who take turns selecting a captured manlet out of the manlet pile in the adjacent manlet pit, to then effortlessly lift the pint-sized pipsqueak peewee manlet up onto their shoulders, before subsequently tossing the dwarfishly diminutive, stunted little manlet boy as far as they possibly can. If most of the onlookers refrain from urinating into the manlet pit over the course of the competition, then the kidnapped manlets will even agree to sing their favorite song Short People in veneration of their God and hero Randy Newman as they are being hurled through the air!
Manmore 1: Hey, why is that group of children standing around in that parking lot over there? Manmore 2: They seem to be engaging in the universally popular new sport of manlet tossing. Lol, that little girl just threw a subhumanly stunted squealing sissy manlet clear across the parking lot into a nearby trashcan, where he obviously belongs! Manmore 1: Gold medal! Manmore 2: Manlets BTFO.
When two of your partners lick both your anus hole and testicles at the same time
That Double Salad Toss you guys gave me last felt fucking great! I fuckin loved it!
When you have sex while stoned
“Hey baby I’m gonna light this bowl, wanna do the devils salad toss?”
“Yea we did the devils salad toss last night after we had a sesh”