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A disgruntled troll who specializes in taking nuts and bolts off of your drum kit. He is 3ft tall and is attracted by jolly ranchers. If you do not wear the right jolly rancher around your neck, while you are sleeping he will slap you in the face with a big nut. Here is a diagram of what effects different jolly ranchers have on the nut troll.
Green Apple: Angers the Nut Troll, expect to wake up with nut juice on ytour face
Grape: Makes the Nut Troll sexually stimulated due to the purple coloring
Watermelon: Unknown, experiments are being done, but consider this jolly rancher ESPECIALLY DANGEOUS, you may not emerge alive
Blue Rasberry: No one has been brave enough to try this
Beware of the nut troll, he comes in at 3 in the morning and fucks with your shit. The only known way to capture a Nut Troll is to wear a flannel shirt, night vision goggles, have a net gun, provolone cheese, and the most vital part is to wear a condom, otherwise he WILL get you with one of his enormous nuts.
Matt: Mark, im always finding nuts and bolts on my drums in the morning.
Mark: Oh, thats the Nut Troll, man, he comes in at three in the morning and fucks with your shit!
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The angry troll is a sex move that has been attempted by few and perfected by none. The move calls for two players, a man and his shorty. When the man and his shorty are participating in sexual intercourse (any oriface will suffice as long as the man is behind the woman) and the climax approaches, the man must act quickly. Speed is an issue because it is unlikely that his shorty will be pleased with the proceedure. He has to remove his member from his shorty and aim carefully at her hair. After he empties his seed in his shorty's hair, the man must immediately clasp his shorty's locks and pull upwards. His shorty will shreak in anger and her hair will be stuck upwards like one of those troll toys.
Man 1: Yo dawg i jus gone give da angry troll to my main ho
Man 2: Son, i kno that a lie cuz no one eva done that right.
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One of the ignorant, usually conservative and/or racist, individuals who leave inflammatory and often repetitive comments on stories linked from the Drudge Report.
Check out the Drudge trolls' comments on "Boehner gives Obama Friday deadline on Libya":
Webology Consulting
It's about time someone checks this tool's power trip. 5 wars and counting...
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6 hours ago 229 Likes
Brian S
5 wars??????? Unless you counting the war on the middle class and the dumbing down of our country as wars (Which he is winning), I think you need to go back to kindergarten and count again!!!!!!
1) IRAQ
2) AFGHANISTAN
3) LIBYA
4)MIDDLE CLASS?????
5)AMERICAN EDUCATION??????
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6 hours ago in reply to Webology Consulting 73 Likes
Jason
1. Iraq
2. Afghanistan
3. Yemen
4. Libya
5. Pakistan
6. Israil- obama's personal war
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5 hours ago in reply to Brian S 196 Likes
Heywood_Djashuddup
You forgot Omaumau's clandestine war on White Americans.
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4 hours ago in reply to Jason 238 Likes
ICTDigger
I don't think the Racist-in-Chiefs war on white America is that secret, just listen to the i d i o t Holder. All I can think of is lamp post and piano wire.
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1 hour ago in reply to Heywood_Djashuddup 16 Likes
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A term used by Ray William Johnson to refer a Mexican internet troll.
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1.(n) -A pathetic and moronic person who maintains a blog with an unhealthy obsessive-compulsive drive, especially angsty goths (sorry to all the likeable goths out there). The content of their blogs usually includes events that no sane person would care about. Here's sample of what a blog troll might write on their blog:
"today, I ate a sanwich. It bad - it was just ok, mediocre, I guess you could call it. After that I read a few chapters out of an Anne Rice book and was deeply moved by her erotic descriptions of gay vampires fornicating. <Insert narciccistic remark here>. Then I took a nap.
2.(n) -A depraved individual who sits in front of a computer all day and posts flames of an idiotic or pseudo-intellectual nature on public forums and private websites. Many of these people actually become emotional about what is said on the afore-said mediums and feel it is their duty to punish those who disagree with them. They too may pursue this object in an obsessive-compulsive manner.
Goddamnit! Blog Trolls are such fucktards! Don't they have anything better to do other than posting stupid bullshit on the forums.
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A mocking term used towards Zionists, typically those who espouse ethnostatist views. Hasbara (הַסְבָּרָה) is hard to translate to English, but roughly means "explaining" in Hebrew.
"Palestine never existed"
"Shut up, Hasbara Troll"
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An ugly woman, usually fat, who looks like she might enjoy a meal of Billy Goats Gruff
Look at the state of that Bridge Troll.. she's got a face like a smacked arse
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