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In first person shooters, to take a shotgun blast to the chest.
I though I had him beat, but then he turned around and dump trucked my ass.
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A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that will easily get you wasted.
Forrest: "Careful with that 151 guys, it hits like a truck!
Or
Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"
Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!
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When you need access to wifi so bad, you start giving out free hand jobs(at a minimum) for a little internet hit. Vancouver Truck Stops happen to be famous for such activity.
Aye buddy, how aboot we get some Vancouver Truck Pump action going, friend. I give you a hand job, pal, so I can get my daily fix of animal porn, guy.
The guy who drives a large truck in an intimidating or aggressive way but then, when you roll-up on them at a stoplight, turns out to be a little guy, a wimp or just a withering pussy - clearly using his big rig to compensate...
After hounding the cyclists with his monster truck, the Monster Truck Pussy turned out to be another little angry guy in a MAGA hat - declining the cyclist's request that he step out of his truck.
Two individuals usually of the same gender tie two sets of anal beads together with a long segment of cord or rope. They insert them into themselves and then run in opposite directions.
I didnt clench hard enough during my Reno truck pull and ended up with a prolapse.
A person who is quite large or obese
Person 1:did you see that guy we just passed he must weigh atleast 350lbs
Person 2: Yeah, hes a 4 lane truck in a 2 lane tunnel
When having sex with a woman suspected of having an STD, the man first puts on one condom then covers it in hot sauce before putting on a second condom. If the fist condom breaks during sex, then the woman will scream like a fire truck which signals the guy to pull out.
The only way I will have sex with that woman is using a Louisiana Fire Truck